WWYD various Bomberman666
Prompt:The Sexually Starved Games 3
Well, this is unexpected, and certianly not what I was expecting when I woke up this morning. Was it this morning? How long have we been at sea, anyway? I suppose the questions don't matter given what I'm about to get into. Getting off the ship, I follow along with a small group, most people are forming up. I witness more than one poor sap try to get back onto the ship as it leaves again.
He quickly gets caught by a large tentacle and pulled under the waves. Focusing on the infested island ahead of us, I start to treck inland with the small group. I hear a handful of screams from a couple of different directions, and we decide to thread a path between them, heading for a mountainous looking area on the isl…
WWYD Wyvern HeartofLordNumidium
Prompt: Cynical Sword
I swear, I don't know why I still use this stupid piece of junk. Ducking the wyvern's dive, I start yelling at the sword.
"So, what is it this time! Feeling bored? Need a boot to the hilt?" I stick the blde into the ground, dragging it through with all the sharpness of a rubber hammer as I run.
"Eh, I've had my share of fighting, why don't you ever do anything fun with me? Like tickle someone?" Swearing again, I bring the blade up in a wide swing, the wyvern grabbing it with her claws and yanking it, throwing it off into the distance. I'm very tempted to pull out my backup weapon, but that'll be more trouble than it's worth once I get this bastard of a sword back.
Running, I duck, dive and dodge the wyvern's attacks, still…
WWYD Hellhound JOVA82
Prompt: Anger Management
I sigh, getting comfortable in my seat, already exhausted from everyone elses problems I've dealt with today, but between her condition, insitence and the promise of pain if I leave, there's not much else I can do.
"So... what exactly happened to put you into this condition?" Growling at me, she gives me a glare.
"What happened? WHAT HAPPENED?!" She shoots out of the chair, all but throwing it through the wall with the force of it. "He cheated on me! He fucking cheated on me with that big breated milk toting bimbo!" Well, that paints a pretty good picture, and I take a deep sigh. "How could he do that to me?! How could he go out and fuck that fucking cow!" Waiting for her rant ot come to an end, I learn some very crea…
WWYD Banshee Commissar Raketenwerfer
Prompt:Enter the Collosseum
Waiting for this moment for a long time, hailed as the cities
champion of the arena for decades, I have never known defeat, never
tasted failure. This would be no different. Entering the arena,
watching the hellhound sisters being dragged from the arena,
sensless, I look to my opponent. Even after thirteen years he's
maintained his regal air, and I can't help but respect this human.
Despite the trials and punishments dealt out to him, still he
stands, a bastion of light to all those who despair.
A bastion it was my duty to bring down. Hefting the axe I'd come to know well, and stepping into the sinlight, my bleached flesh practically glowing as I entered, I looked at him, saw him, and knew his time would come soon…
WWYd TES Fandom User
Prompt: Hircine's Chosen
I accept Hircine's challenge, my reward to be decided upon completion, my punishment, to be trapped in the native plane of these hellhounds I'm to hunt. After making my preparations, readying my equipment, I give the Lord of the Hunt confirmation, and he opens the portal in front of me.
Stepping through I find myself in a forest, the sounds of beasts both great and small all around me. There's other, more exotic sounds, sounds of intelligent life. But I'm after something particular. Something more wild than any beast could be. I take a few deep breaths, focusing on the scent I was shown. The creature hasn't gone far, it's scent still strong on the wind.
I set out into the woods, my dragonscale armour and bone bow at t…